Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it shatters expectations. This dive is a sanctuary for sick individuals like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s venue.
This self-styled "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in reality, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is managed by the couple, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a laundry list of red flags: numerous accusations of intimidation, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.
His digital façade cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both amusing and unnerving. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Still living at home is just another warning sign.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, looks on with indifference, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems content in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while serving customers and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has spawned an environment so poisonous, it makes one question their life choices for ever walking in this cesspit.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually covered in grime, with rubbish additional info and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not uncommon to see vermin scurrying across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms additional reading are a disgusting mess, featuring overflowing toilets and perpetually blocked sinks.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the hairy surprises in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the squalor that makes this place a shithole; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its managers. They take twisted satisfaction in ruining lives, check whether through their vile actions or their blatant indifference. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a cesspit, a safety risk, and a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you care for your wellbeing, avoid this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and spare yourself the trauma.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning an evening out, pick anywhere else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you care about your health, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go a place with standards.
If you yearn for the revulsion of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can prevent more victims from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Beware!